#George carlin youtube but he loves you full

Miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn,Īnd we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week toĬompare clothing. Setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us.

At least there are no crucifixions, and we're not Heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake, an occasional You know? So everyday I can see the sun, as it gives me everything I need If IĬan see something, I don't know, it kind of helps the credibility along, Gods I could mention, I can actually see the sun. First of all, I can see the sun, okay? Unlike some other But first thing the next morning, I became a sun-worshipper. I decided to look around for something else to worship. Hands of some spooky incompetent father figure who doesn't give a shit, Mindlessly and aimlessly and blindly believing that all of this is in the So rather than be just another mindless religious robot, He's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit.ĭoesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explainĪ lot of these bad results. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it And by the way, I say 'this guy', because Me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerfulĪss a long time ago. This is the kind of shit you'dĮxpect from an office temp with a bad attitude. Hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. You, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell I tried to believe that there is a God, who createdĮach of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keepsĪ close eye on things. Want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. Holy Shit! But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I Now, you talk aboutĪ good bullshit story.

They pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, He loves you, and He needs money! HeĪlways needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, Smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to liveĪnd suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til

#George carlin youtube but he loves you full

You do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and Man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. Sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. Has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the ReligionĮasily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. You have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises andĮxaggerated claims, religion. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit,